Gary: Hi Gary

Gary: Uh, what was that ?

Gary: Its me.

Gary: No. No It can't be.

Gary: Yes, it is.

Gary: You're gone ! I have been taking medication to see to that.

All you voices should be out of life and out of my head !

Gary: Are you sure?

Gary: Yes ! I have been taking my meds everyd.....

Oh wait. There was last Saturday.

Gary: Thats right. You forgot to take your meds on Saturday.

Gary: But only one day; come on.

Gary: Well, while you were not looking. I had my one chance to replace all your

medication with baby aspirin.

Gary: Ah, I love baby aspirin

Gary: Well you have been taking it all week instead of your Thorazine.

Gary: That would mean..........

Gary: Thats right. I'm back, and you are not getting rid of me this time.

Gary: Now hold on, what are you going to do ?

Gary: Well for starters, I'm going to take care of that wife of yours.

Gary: Wait. Leave whats her name out of this.

Gary: Oh, I'm just getting started ! Wait till I get to work tomorrow. We'll see

who the boss is.

Gary: I have to stop you. I'm not going to let you do anything.

Gary: Is that right ? Take this.

Gary: Ouch, stop that.

Gary: Thats right, I could smash your hand with a hammer if I wanted to.

Gary: Thats nothing. I do that all the time.

Gary: What about put your head through a plate glass window.

Gary: Oh, OK lets be reasonable about this. Hold on. Put that knife down.

What are you doing......no, no AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

..................................................................................................................

Gary: Well thats that. Hes gone. I'm finally free.

Confused ? Are you wondering which one won out? Is he alright ? Did I leave the

coffee pot on? I wonder whats on Jeopardy tonight. You decide, next time

we meet.


Happy Halloween